A Convenient Pretense
March 29, 2008 – 10:05 pmPerhaps you have seen the Low Carbon Diet fliers in either Hicks dining hall, or at the Map Dining hall. If Bon Appetite’s management feels it is necessary to provide info on a “low carbon diet”, clearly American culture is captivated by visions of cataclysmic climate change. As Americans become more conscious of their so-called carbon footprint, many companies are finding innovative ways to profit from the guilty conscience of the average environmentalist. From the rise of hybrid cars, to the outright sale of indulgences (umm I meant to say carbon offsets), the market is taking full advantage of the latest American Apocalypse.
Unfortunately corporations are not the only group capitalizing on the Climate Crisis. The State is entering the fray. From the City Government of San Francisco banning plastic bags, to the Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007, the environment is the pretense of choice to expand the power of the Federal Government. Even incandescent light-bulbs will eventually become contra-band in the land of the free and of the brave (without light-bulbs we won’t be able to be scared of the dark anymore). Tragically the increase of governmental powers due to the plight of the environment is not limited to the comic. The bill also includes provisions which greatly enhance the level of the Government’s involvement with almost all sectors of the economy.
The true threat to freedom posed by the global warming hysteria is more significant than the nationalization of the American economy. The most totalitarian systems strife to unite the citizenry into a common struggle, in the past ethnic or religious minorities were often the target of these evil states. However, after the scapegoat was sacrificed the government usually had a hard time maintaining control over the populace. The beauty of global warming (from a Statist perspective) is that all people groups can be united for an indefinite period. The sophistry employed by Gore and his cohorts is a renewable resource. For theories can always be expounded upon. New and terrible effects of almost any product can be “discovered”, the Statist dream of never-ending war is finally realized in the age of pseudo-science.
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